Last night on Channel Se7ven The One, Australia's most gifted psycho, was announced.
The final competitors were:
Jack - His gifts included the ability to hear voices, to speak to non-existent people and fund raising activities.
Jill - A deft hand with a knife and a knitting needle, Jills skills were often compared to those of Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction.
Bill - Currently employed at Macquarie Bank.
It was Bill who impressed the judges the most. Here's a sample of his talents...
"I see bodies everywhere... No, not a boardroom reshuffle. I sense a positive aura about this situation. Yes, it's clear now. It's, it's... mass redundancies."
With that vision our psychic judges could see their stock rising and voted Bill, The One.
As the clock ticks over towards midnight and the time approaches when I shall rush up to the top of the driveway to watch the darkness...
A road has too many choices A road can lead you astray Too many branches Too many chances Are you sure you want to go that way? ...
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